How to convert your mother-in-law into a vegan
Ah, the mythical challenge of converting your mother-in-law into a vegan. It's like attempting to teach a dinosaur ballet or convincing a cat to take up knitting. But hey, with a pinch of humour and a sprinkle of creativity, anything is possible! So, grab your sense of adventure and get ready for a wild ride through the land of veganism as we explore unconventional tactics for turning your beloved mother-in-law into a veggie-loving wonder.
Plant-based persuasion
• Tofu ‘mystery meat’: Serve your mother-in-law a delectable dish made of tofu disguised as her favourite non-vegan meal. Watch her taste buds double-take as she enjoys the ‘meatiness’ without the actual meat. (But make certain you’re aware of any food allergies/intolerances they have before you potentially do something like this.)
• Cucumber celebration: Sneakily replace all the snacks in her house with cucumbers, dressing them up as chips, cookies, or even ice cream cones. See if she can resist the cucumber temptation for long!
Veggie Jedi mind tricks
• The ‘magic carrot’: Convince your mother-in-law that carrots possess superpowers. Share tales of bunnies with night vision and dare her to consume enough carrots to enhance her eyesight. Cue the superhero theme music!
• ‘Food fortune teller’: Hire a vegan-friendly fortune teller to predict a future full of vibrant health, endless energy, and a miraculous transformation if she embraces a plant-based diet. A little mystic persuasion never hurt anyone!
Kitchen adventures
• ‘Vegan iron chef’: Organize a friendly cooking competition between your mother-in-law and a renowned vegan chef. Witness the culinary creativity as they whip up mouthwatering plant-based masterpieces, with your mother-in-law realizing just how delicious vegan food can be.
• ‘Mama's secret recipe makeover’: Offer to help your mother-in-law revamp her favourite family recipes into vegan versions. Bond over shared cooking experiences and let the plant-based love infuse her traditional culinary heritage.
Movie nights with a twist
• ‘Documentary bonanza’: Host a series of movie nights showcasing compelling documentaries like Forks Over Knives or The Game Changers. Prepare some vegan snacks, and let the power of film inspire her to consider a healthier lifestyle.
• ‘Vegan movie marathon’: Create a list of vegan-themed movies and turn movie night into a fun veggie trivia game. Let her guess which characters are secretly vegans in disguise and reward her with vegan-themed prizes.
Converting your mother-in-law into a vegan might seem like a colossal task, but with a lighthearted approach, laughter, and a sprinkle of creativity, the journey can be entertaining and rewarding. Remember, the key is to foster understanding, engage her senses, and showcase the delicious wonders of plant-based cuisine. So, embark on this whimsical adventure, armed with a sense of humour and a heart full of love, and who knows? Your mother-in-law might just end up being the biggest vegan advocate in the family. Bon appétit and may the vegan force be with you!
For extra brownie points, why not clean your in-laws' home with vegan cleaning products, and introduce them to five sound vegan podcasts?